The best nickname ever? These will make you do

What's my favorite kind of prank? Nickname, and I don't lie. I couldn't stop laughing at some of these.

The UK is famous for its cruel sense of humor (especially at work) and love for its nicknames.

Some nicknames are absolutely not gushing from anywhere and will stick to you for the rest of your life. But others are nothing but absolute geniuses.

The Reddit thread was discussing the greatest nickname ever, but howling in one comment.

“There are some funny items on Johnny Vaughan's radio show where people write these. My favorite was the Broke called Spider…

After going through the (pretty dark) corner of the internet, we took the freedom to create our favorite nicknames – they are hilarious:

“We call it 'potholes' at work. Because everyone is trying to avoid him. ”

“My companion is the 'exorcist'. When he came to ask for a beer, all spirits were gone. ”

I asked listeners to share my nickname.

Ally McCoist will definitely lose it! pic.twitter.com/lfepzpairv

– Talksport (@talksport) November 8, 2023

The funniest (and perhaps the harshest) nickname ever

Soup – “My favorites on the JV (Johnny Vaughn) Show were two blowjobs called Stewart and his brother “Soup.” Why “soup”? Because he's not as thick as stew. ”

Exorcist – “What I heard was a man called an Exorcist.

One Size – “Fitz Hall soccer player had a nickname”

Pringle Thief – “A young navy lost two small fingers in one hand in an accident.”

36- “His surname was Twelvetrees.”

Milkman – “None of his children looked like him.”

“A young man named Keith lost his eyes to eye cancer. He is now known as Kes.”

Shrub – “We had a short manager and his name was the forest.”

Dial-up – “He was all very slow.”

Viper- “Worked with 'Viper', which had four upper front teeth missing.”

Painter – “I wore two coats during the winter so I worked with Mexican Fella, which we all called painters.”

Terminator – “I found out I was called the Terminator at university because when I enter the dining room I pause and scan the room for my friends.”

I recommend reading:

Elevenarife- “I knew a young man called Elevenarife. He was the story topper, and when I went to Tenerife, I went to Elevenarife.”

Milcasa – “He was called Milcasa because he knew a Spanish man who looked like the Simpsons' Millhouse.”

Kess – “A young man named Keith lost his eyes to eye cancer. He is now known as Kess.”

Shetland Tony – “A young man on the scene called Anthony, he was only 5'2 so his name was Shetland Tony Hahahaha.”

Rex – “A colleague in the work told me about a local man from someone he was born with short arms. His nickname was Rex.”

Socketman- “The electrician who worked in our home looked like Elton John, whose crew called him Socketman.”

My companion Terry moved to New Brighton and was renamed Margie of Terry Cross

– Ian H (@cabian67) November 16, 2023

Sniper's Nightmare – “The man on the scene stepped in badly and walked.”

Repeat – “He had a cousin called Repeat because he had a nauseous image of his father Pete.”

Panther – “I knew that his nickname was Panther many years ago because he had asthma.”

Manbat – “Because his name is Wayne Bruce, blowjobs at work are called Manbat.”